Just for entertainment: Here a subset of the “famous code comments” posted on stackoverflow.com:
// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing. Now, God only knows
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets released into the public.
// Magic. Do not touch.
// You may think you know what the following code does. But you dont. Trust me. Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless night cursing the moment you thought you’d be clever enough to “optimize” the code below. Now close this file and go play with something else.